You’ve said you prefer puns, as do I! Can you give me some bad science puns as all the good ones argon :)

Question: You’ve said you prefer puns, as do I! Can you give me some bad science puns as all the good ones argon :)
- Keywords:
  puns,
  science
Asked by anon-231725 to Felix on 11 Nov 2019.
- Felix Warren answered on 11 Nov 2019:
  
  The shear stress of trying to think of a pun on the spot is definitely a challenge for me, I find just dropping them out of the blue can just cause friction in the conversation so I like to wait till the discussion has some momentum.

Question: You’ve said you prefer puns, as do I! Can you give me some bad science puns as all the good ones argon :)